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Funny revenge stories on ex-roomates?
Did your ex-roomate just seem oblivious to things he/she does while you rip your hair out because they cant get the hint? How did you deal? Did you get revenge? I WANT TO KNOW!
My story – Some people must have never have done anything for themselves at home. At school, he doesnt seem to know how to take care of himself. We have 1 bathroom and whenever we were out of toilet paper, he’d just go next room over to use his girlfriends bathroom. Sometimes he would replace the old roll and replace it with a new one…and then throw the old roll on the ground next to the toilet when the trashcan was 1 foot away.
Needless to say, I was in a rush one day and really had to go. I did my business and BAM, no toilet paper. I had to do the crawl of shame to the closet which was outside the bathroom, and then crawl back into the bathroom.
I did not take revenge because I was too busy to think out a plan. Wish I did..grr…
I moved away from my dickhead roomate, but before I did, I crushed up some Butter Toffee lifesavers and put the crumbs in the shower head. It’s light tan colored, so you have no clue that there’s anything on your skin until you go to dry off. He actually called me a week later yelling at me for doing it, and I laughed at him. He screamed “What the hell are you laughing at?!” And I said, “sheesh, I moved out a week ago and you’re only just now taking a shower? You really ARE a loser.”
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February 15, 2010 9:22 am | 
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